Just checked, might have creepy crawlies. What does chlamydia feel like? Not near wireless to consult webMD.
just had a dream there were parent teacher conferences in college...scariest dream ever.
Don't bite the hand that gives you multiple orgasms
There's guys at my school running around throwing potatoes shouting "remember the famine." makes me proud to be Irish.
How do you set tits on fire ? I swear her tits were on fire.
I felt so bad for you. Drunk Rachael wanted nothing more than to crawl into the cop car and give you a hug. Luckily Mollied/Barred out Rachael convinced Drunk Rachael this was a terrible idea. So I ran. I have your keys btw
I IMAGINED YOU YELLING SURPRISE WITH JAZZ HANDS. AND I LOVE YOU FOREVER
Just like to put it out there it's surprising how little reception a dog cage has
If you set your screensaver to be a slides show, make sure you remove dick pics first. This lesson 1 of living with your great aunt
It's cool bro. The video I have of you drunk trying to fix it with the sonic screwdriver was worth it.
Her ex was at the party her housemates were having. He knocked on her door asking how she was while we were going at it. Turns out they were trying to work things out. Don't think I'll ever forget his face when we walked out of her room.
It was a recodring of you having sex ! It was like an ape and a dying mongoose at a buffet Xoxoxo
its a recording of you guys having sex?!
its actually 30 minutes of him begging and then 2 minutes of sex.
I hope you know, that by sending me a cat meme back, you've entered in a cat picture battle; which never has an end in sight.
The duel has begun.
Heard about your divorce. Let me know if I can do anything for you or your penis ;-)
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