"Worlds Wildest Videos" should be called "Crazy White People"
you never know when you'll meet the man of your dreams and bang him in an elevator
I left when they started reinacting what appeared to be a jerry springer episode
I love family holidays its the only time when playing beer pong, and smoking hookah with my family isnt looked down upon
At the miami airport. Don't know if it's all the tequila I drank in cozumel or the 5 year olds french accent but I might puke.
her bf's celebrating 10 yrs of service at kfc...it's safe to say all the good men are taken
He tried to say the picture wasn't him. Like I'd forget his curved boner.
Or they can chase TEQUILA shots with it. I don't know why my phone capitalizes TEQUILA.
im never drinking wine from a person in a wet suit and goggles ever again.
Protocol on turning down a date from someone in the House of Representatives?
I knew we would be good together when you made me lick jameson off your boob while you screamed along with racks on racks
I've started drunk signing up for 5ks. Who even does that?
I'm pretty sure "good advice you would give to a freshman for achieving success" isn't constituted by introducing them to your addy dealer...
it is my civic duty to ensure the success of our youth.
I buy a new bowl every time I get a new guy. It's retail therapy.
You better have a raging boner when I get to your house and it better be worth missing work in the morning.
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