I judge my drunkenness on my brickbreaker playing skills. I'm winning. Suck it.
So she said she wears a diaper when she's on her period and I'm not going to lie, I kind of want to see the diaper.
Did you see the soccer ref give that girl the red card as she was being kicked out of the party?
you go from almost hooking up with the hottest guy at the party, to going home with your ex....how is that even mathematically possible
I just googled if crying burns calories
All I know is that your reaction after this date with him was "I think I did cocaine" so I'm sold on this boy
I couldn't figure out her damn button fly jeans... IM NOT A FUCKING ENGINEER
It's like some sort of initiation to finger one of them... so I did it. And got high fived afterwards like a dozen times.
Those were right hand only?
That moment when you can't decide if you should vote for the random frat guy you have head to at the beginning of the semester for business and technology senator.
Your rough animalistic sex sounds are disrupting my cocktail hour
The only downside to doctor sex is that getting choked with a stethoscope leaves marks.
I thought if I bought the most expensive pregnancy test I would look like I had my life together
I will not abuse the gift that was given to me
You were given a vagina and you abuse that pretty hard
sad thing: we were only a shot away from an orgy. good thing: we all got laid.
And by "sexually intimate," you mean fuck buddies?
Randomize