Fuck. I have a girl here waiting on me in my room! I told her I was going to get a drink of water... I'm in the bathroom taking a dump... I have mudd butt bad... There's NO toilet paper!!
he said i'm too pretty to suck penis
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
I just remembered before I gave him head I couldn't find a hair tie and he offered to hold my hair up. Maybe we were wrong.. Maybe he does have a heart.
he wrote me a grocery list while i was passed out. every other item was gin. it went on for 4 pages.
Fell down a spiral staircase. Et tu vodka. Et tu.
incase your class ends early, there are three naked guys in our room. but don't get too excited, they're all gay.
Slipping me an edible before my ochem final was not your brightest idea. Looks like I'm switching to business.
that wasn't rum that I poured down your throat while you were sleeping
Even the bar was yelling boobs, so of course the shirt came off
hey, this is the ginger girl from the party...i've thought about it and I wanna join the american girl drinking team
So did he inherit the massive family cock?
:(
Me sprinting out of your house without my bra or shoes is our entire relationship defined in a single moment.
I think were only still together so we can make each other miserable
She came into the salon and said, "Don't judge me. Yes that's cum in my hair and I want a shampoo, cut and style."
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