how hairy? two words: wookie tits
Can I have the boy from 16 and pregnant's next baby???
Just saw actual Chinese people doing a Chinese firedrill. Good day.
some guy just walked by in the street and for 5 seconds yelled "IMM SOOOO HORNYYYYYY!!!!"
so i finally decided to ask her out. she started mumbling, then she puked on me. i think i'll try again when she's sober
We made out for three hours. Then she said she didn't sleep with redheads and left the party. So yes, I'm still drinking.
Eh, not fuck buddies. I prefer sexercise partner.
It's kind of like, standing in a garage and pretending you're a car. Except you're naked.
A guy in the dance floor is raising the roof with an axe in hand. I love Halloween.
Pretty sure that molly fried my sinus infection away; i regret nothing
Last night I said "I'm so glad you broke up with your lesbian soccer mom girlfriend" I don't remember how he reacted I just remember trying to pee in the woods
I'm high and having a granola buffet this has got to be the healthiest I have ever been
I'm just the girl with the breathalyzer keychain, and I embrace that.
So I told him "To answer your question yes I am naked making pizza pops in your kitchen"
I'm playing trivia and drinking margaritas so now is not a good time.
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