I would have done the walk of shame but I couldnt walk
you decided to have a spaghetti fight but then you got greedy and decided to eat it all.
you made them have somersault races with you thru the lobby..
ill do whatever it takes for me to get more high and eat pie
The more I stare at her and block out what she's actually saying with thoughts of what she could be saying, the more interested I become
The girl I hooked up with in exchange for Ramen freshmen year is living with the girl I currently wish to bang.
Try oodles of noodles this time.
friends don't put videos of other friends on youtube puking on their professor on the first day
I'm gonna take off my shirt and spin it around my head like petey Pablo so u can find us
Please come and rip my uterus out before it does it itself
If it meant we had chicks like that every weekend I would gay marry the shit out of you dude
There's a lady lying down on the sidewalk in front of our building smoking a cig
I'm spending tomorrow doing taxes and making jello shots. Is this adulthood?
Two words: blizzard sex
apparently i came home last night raving about goats and singing songs from muppet treasure island
Is it ok to bone a former patient who is also a client? Since it is two negatives does that cancel and become a positive?
Randomize