I prefer the term 'tenderly watching'
such a stalker...
she wanted to love me. she just didn't know it yet.
im marching my happy ass in there and im not leaving until he cheats on his girlfriend!
how the fuck did you end up in georgia? you were here at my party dry humping some chick 2 hours ago
so you mean to tell me that there is no way you can get me?
It is virtually impossible to listen to single ladies and perform any seated task.
i've already watched her fall off the steps, walk up on our porch and try to dance with the dog, and stumble across the street to stand outside the neighbors window...is it taking it too far to watch this rando girl and some guy have sex behind our parking lot now?
She threw up on me during morning sex and now Im pretty sure I just saw a woman die at 7-eleven. This is way too much for a Monday morning
I vaguely remember walking down the highstreet with a plate of K offering lines to passers buy. I sold a line to a taxi driver.
We had sex under a tree in his boss's backyard, then I hooked up with his best friend. I don't even care how I got home.
Something's wrong. My throat is definitely not in it's normal spot. Way too low.
Just went trick or treating in my kitchen. Found chocolate and scotch. Happy fucking Halloween
I don't know if trying Molly for the first time before my flight was an awesome or aweful idea
I don't think you understand what laundry day means. I am wearing a swimsuit as underwear and my spanish club tshirt from junior high
I responded with "neat-o burrito" to his SEXT...he tried so hard and I just panicked.
He's like a unicorn and I just wanna domesticate him
I DO have hobbies! I drink. I drink more. I catfish men on Grindr with photos of guys who are less attractive than me. I listen to Lovecraftian podcasts. I'm very well-rounded.
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