but it happened after you broke up with me and before we made up.
Ill do this for you.
You are a team player.
This is me making up for not putting my tongue inside you more.
shut up i haven't hooked up with anyone since 45 minutes ago
Its like a relationship where they cockblock each other.
yeah, she started doing yoga and cocaine....looks good on her.
Cops do not care. One just laughed and said "precious"
I just found a video of you asking to be a whale with me.
Germany has fetish clubs for everything. We are going to Germany. Germany is our friend.
I knew no one else would have gone along with it since it's morally wrong and probably illegal. You said, "Yes. And let's add fireworks."
So I have to masturbate in a hospital. I wonder what kind of porn they have.
He understood my need for pizza was more important than my need for sex. He's the one.
my one night stand just gave me money "to buy a better vibrator" tis the season
You know how last week before we left I was drinking outta that blue cup and I left it sitting across the road. Well, it hadn't moved and my family just found it, brought it inside and cleaned it. I think this cup is my soulmate.
help. his tongue is stuck. Its not what you think. Hurry.
The air taste purple.
Randomize
