Thanks for the three minutes of sex tonight.
The dutch village is so much worse hungover. Fuck them and their wooden shoes.
So two questions...why am I covered in muffins and are there pictures of this.
i swear to god even though i took those meds before coming here i did not hallucinate zulema silently throwing up into a breakfast burrito
It's shit like that that makes me wish being deaf was contagious
Saw a guy in a chef outfit covered in mustard talking jiberish into his phone running across the skywalk.
I kind of learned that hotels are unnecessary. Boys will just take you home, but that's tough with a group. I believe in us, though.
We realized tonight that we have to get advice about guys from you because you're our only straight male friend that neither of us has slept with.
He finger blasted me like an angel dude
Pumped to get "pass out-wake up in Berlin-buy a chinchilla" drunk?
Apparently I thanked the paramedics over and over again for saving the "happy new year" beads that I was wearing
Just found out the last guy I hooked up with is being held in a federal prison under suspicion of stealing 175k.
All I did today was eat pizza and use my vibrator.
my favorite sex position is the one where no sex actually happens we just get really stoned and eat a lot and watch netflix in the dark
oh and i figured out why we kept smelling vomit. ive got vomit on my socks. putting the heater on my feet was not the best of ideas.
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