What ever happened to making out with a few boob grabs here and there?
im trying to make cookies in the george foreman
no more everclear, i just stood next to the toilet and peed my pants. then went back to the party soaking wet.
It's not my fault I help girls realize they're lesbians.
Found a dirty envelope on my seat w ur name and $122.50 written on the front. Nothing inside but what looks like dirty pine needles
I can't leave. She doesn't trust me and my penis being out in the world without supervision.
mid blow job she looked up and said "we aren't even facebook friends!"
Ramen still too hot to eat. Eating it anyway. Stoner girls feel no pain
He thought you were kidding about me peeing on my ex...and then I was like "that was one time"
My balls are resting on a block of frozen cheese in a sealed bag
The last thing I remember is goading each other into a vodka-chugging competition.
So I'm getting really old. I feel asleep for a booty call that I initiated. The struggle is real.
just walked passed a black light...apparently he DID cum.
Walk of shame through Chipotle? Check.
His dick is social distance approved
Social distance approved?
big enough for me to fuck from six feet away
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