you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
So im walking through ohare and this guy walks by with a cart full of big bottles of liquor. I want to know what flight hes on.
I just noticed she took the "toys" too. That's how you know when it's really over.
If i need to get strippers involved i will.
How do you feel?
Like the devil himself shit me out, baked me into a pie, ate the pie, and shit me out again.
I guess I made wings because there's chicken everywhere. Even on the walls. 3 of them. It's like a chicken grave yard.
That chick went from zero to shitshow in only 6 shots.
Heb just said, and I quote, "let's go to Who's On Third and fuck a fishbowl with our mouths. I am going to fuck this van." and then he humped a van.
I'm drunk in a place called Lick-A-Chick. PS. It's not a lesbian hot spot, they sell chicken.
He told me that he's proud of our abnormalcy as a couple. I think it's the most romantic thing he's ever said.
he kissed both of us goodnight when we dropped him off...I didn't know if I was more offended or impressed
hooked up with him and then had a conversation with his ex about how we hate people who hook up with our exs...
Don't worry about us we're making Mac and cheese
MAC AND CHEESE ABORTED, WE HAD FIRE
I had a threesome last night with my fiance' and our soon to be best man. Everyone is surprisingly chill about it this morning. Is this any indication of what the wedding night will be like?
My face is going numb. I think it's time I call it quits
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