Why does everyone think all I do is drink? I go to class on wednesdays
At the pride parade. It's not even noon and I'm drunk as shit... for equality of course
Do what your heart wants. . .
My heart wants to rip his balls off and tie therm to his head using his penis
What's the politically correct way of saying you've made someone your bitch?
Haha, apparently they frown upon male strippers there. Bouncers couldn't catch me tho.
My arms are still sore. Apparently, lube wrestling is the best workout ever.
Going to the u of w I constantly have that moment of, oh hey I felt you up at that rave at folk fest that one time. Winnipeg is too small.
I'm sitting in the breakroom facing a very large sign that says "inappropriate workplace behaviors", and i can't help but feel like it is directed at me
He totally sucks at sexting. He sent me a clothed shot of his ass captioned "I know this gets you going." What?
dad is drunk and texting us pictures of bread
just curious, were the inflatable penis' received? Amazon says they were delivered.
if i drink i'll go into liver failure but ok
totally worth it, dude its $1 pbr
Youre a wreck. Youll be in your dorm weeping to project runway covered in pizza sauce and smelling of stale beer
So... Sorry we took your wife to the strip club last night... And sorry we bought her that lap dance... I think you're getting closer to your dream of a threesome, though.
Gov of Georgia is going to allow massage therapists to return to work.
Gives a new meaning to 'Happy Endings'.
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