elementary school lunch room party. everyone brings their own lunch and can trade stuff. all juice is booze.
I love him. He's like the father I never had that I kind of want to fuck.
I couldnt bring myself to steal alcohol from my dead grandma
i love all of you. Physical. Emotional. Mental. All of it. When we speak i feel like a feather or a dragon depending on the conversation ...
Jacob lost his virginity in a threesome. I am deffs fucking this kid.
DURING A THUNDERSTORM ON HIS BIRTHDAY.
Can you come get Dustin he's putting taco bell fire sauce on cigarettes trying to light them again.
I woke up this morning with a pop tart under my pillow with one bite eaten. Another pop tart was in the floor. No recollection whatsoever. I ate the one under my pillow for breakfast, though.
Do you deliver to the black dark pit where I am? I think it's called.... The toilet? Right next to hell...
I may or have may not just taken a swig out of a jar of alfedo sauce in my fridge. Dont judge me
I mean with a sentence like that I knew I would be cumming
Why do I feel like I need to drink to feel better about the things I do when I'm drunk
Literally the fucking master of salvaging the possibility of a blow job whilst also crushing somebody's dreams.
He struggled for a second trying to unhook my bra and I said "4/10. Novice."
As much as I hate to admit it, some day ill need a man because I can't open jars myself and you can't 69 a dildo
Like I don't even know how to respond to this?
I could hear it slapping against his thighs under the robe!!!!!!!!! You are a lucky girl!
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