I like to think it a success when the cops are called
I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
Well, she's an atheist who is addicted to the Sims.
Who isn't?
so last night my mother drunkenly told me that maybe the reason why I want to be a vet was because I was conceived doggy style.
We are NOT roofying him just to get him to pass out so we can build a masive snow cock in his yard.
we got plastered, then made lists of anything thats ever been in our vaginas
I know. Brad is upset because he was lower on the list than "that carrot stick"
So fucked up. Can't tell if I'm starving or about to puke. Playing it safe and eating froot loops. Tasty in, colorful out.
Brought 2 entire pizzas with to the bar, everyone loves us
She's started this new thing where whenever she drives by random couples talking alone outside she yells "break up! this is your sign!"
There's a guy in a life size dick costume, and two guys with white shirts that are each half if a pair of breasts in a red bra lol. They came separate but when they saw each other there was some titty fucking in the street, it's only 11
No, you made a silk sheet toga and held up a dildo calling yourself "The Statue of Puberty". People made pilgrimages from the other party down the block to see you.
I support your vibrator fueled lifestyle.
I will never use my dick in anger. With great dick comes great responsibility
Imma go take shower so I can cleanly change into my drinking underwear.
Just trying to show you I care.
Isn't it supposed to be "what would you like for dinner?" instead of "how do you take your blow?"
Hey, you're the one who asked me to mc to move in.
Randomize
