I found somebody to have a 3 sum with
shutup! Who?!?
Hahaha April fools!
I can't believe believe she called me a slut. She doesn't know anything about me or my life.
Shit, that's something a lot of sluts say.
Im in Brooklyn, he wasnt 23 or a musician pick me up
Took her home last night and it was like trying to put an oyster in a slot machine. I may have drank a little too much.
and then he said that the only reasonable explanation as to why I got swine flu was because all I ever do is join the bandwagon
made out with three guys on the first night of college orientation, just imagine what joys all of next year will hold
Sex tent. say it aloud its amazing. promise you we rnt stoned.
Everything sucks i just wanna cry and smoke a bowl and pet my cat and die. All at the same time
In the future, could you not call me 'bro' while we're having sex?
too bad we didn't bet. my 38-1 tears would have made great lubrication for a blow job.
It's a lot harder to work after sex than it is to work drunk... just saying.
I fucked his roommate. And that roommate's best friend. And my roommate. And my roommate's old roommate.
i'm bowing down, but slow your roll.
You walked right into the door. Even the door guy and security guys were laughing.
No, this year you're all getting coupons for things like "no yelling because you had sex in my apartment" or "the last beer."
Our son just found our secret Sex Dungeon that is no longer hidden in our basement. He brought his Xbox and the TV down there he is currently sitting in the sex swing playing video games. What do I do?
Randomize
