Spring semester is just not the same w/o you
You're completely useless in the revolution.
Yeh xou jao i ama wa7tdud !!
Oh my god. its not even twelve thirty and you are useless.
i just sat at a stop sign for 10 minutes waiting for it to turn green. i need to STOP SMOKING THIS SHIT.
So the D.A.R.E. essay I helped my tutor kid write won an award. Oh the irony.
so I just asked a Chinese man and found out our tattoos actually mean vagina...
ive come to realize my hair is a lot like my vagina. i put a bunch of shit in it with no result
she doesn't hate you. She just thinks you need a personality adjustment, speech therapy and weight watchers.
I feel as though I could trust her, I mean she did tell me she was married before we had sex.
I used the lotion his mom gave me for christmas to give him a hand job. It felt so wrong.
Hey since its national brother week is that eiffel tower option with your girlfriend still on the table?
I just drove my booty call to his booty call, if that isn't spreading the love, I don't know what is.
I don't want to sleep with anyone. I just want a burrito
After the day I've had, I can't decide if donuts or fireball would be the appropriate priority.
I was 40 minutes late to work today because I was getting fucked. Walked in to discover that it's apparently performance review day. Employee of the year.
Randomize
