ARI BLEW A 2.0 HAHAHAHAHAHHAHH THESE COPS ARE SO COOL!!!!
I just needed to know whether or not to wear panties to work tomorrow.
she asked me what the final straw was. i had to tell her i caught him jerking off to digimon porn. i don't know what i'm more upset by, that he was masturbating to cartoons, or that he was masturbating to sub-par cartoons
somehow I got talked into dressing up like a hot dog, spinning around ten times, and shooting lay ups in front of thousands of students
Can you get arrested or in trouble for punching a dead relative in a casket?
She was kinda tragic... like a puppy that runs into things. Cute but really stupid. So, yeah, I hit it.
Don't EVER smell your tampon
Well unless he sent his sperm via fedex, this baby isnt his
It's okay, I climbed on the roof of the bar to get my shoe back. This may become a Saturday tradition. I'll keep you updated
Did they have a limo or was i just stoned?
I totally OverDed on K2 last night. I felt like I was made of lead and then I had a panic attack.
Wait do you remember that guy last night asking to use my nose ring to open his beer.......
They filled a kiddie pool with lube and glitter.
Soooooooo high. David tried to rinse the water droplets out of the sink for 5 minutes
So what if is hockey, you don’t turn down sex with a professional athlete. They work out all day and have amazing stamina. Your vagina will thank you!
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