WHY WOULD YOU LET ME MAKE THAT MUCH NOISE DURING SEX IN RESIDENCE ?!
I tried to push your face into the pillow but then you kicked like a donkey.
I love tequila.
we were having sex and she freaked out when i said nipple
i was just skypeing her and i saw the vagisil medicated wipes in the corner of her room. i'll be breaking this off tomorrow
I can't wait until weight watchers comes out with a beer
so this was truly a case of the blacked out leading the blacked out.
bad decision 37: pregaming the antique store
I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE. I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE. I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE.
Night just started and I've already seen a woman headbutt a brick wall. Unintentionally. Epic to say the least
He's pretty cool once you ignore the fact that he's trying to get into your pants
Pretty much just farted directly in a baby's mouth on the subway
I have commenced my lesbian college experimentation. Wish me luck
Just an FYI you do have to wear pants to lunch
She pinched my nipples too hard I THINK THEYRE GONE
I TOLD YOU ABOUT GOTH CHICKS BRO. I WARNED YOU
I just called my grandma crying, apologizing for being the first grandchild to have premarital sex...I'm either about to start my period or pregnant.
You literally snort drugs up your nose and you’re questioning the brand of the multivitamin right now?
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