Come on, it shouldn't be that hard NOT to suck someone's dick
You were telling me about how you were gonna marry him, have his children and name them all woodchip.
Planned Parenthood should have gift certificates.
I am in the checkout line at the dollar store and there is a guy in front of me holding a pregnancy test, a chocolate bar, and fake roses. Champion.
I love the moment a guy admits defeat against the front clasping bra.
I dig being used for consequence free sex. Not consequenceful sex.
I don't think I own any pants that haven't seen his bedroom floor anymore...
i think there mostly mad about the fact it was 6 pm not the fact i blew a .255
yeah except there is a correlation between drinking moonshine and going blind, which kind of concerns me
somehow he and i always have our deepest conversations after phone sex.
So he just rolled you off his dick and fell on the floor?
Do I go to spinning class and try to redeem myself from going drunk, or do I wait a week and hope they forget I fell of the bike?
I'm here. Help me get the salsa and bong inside.
Need advice bro. Which one should I take: the blonde devil crying in the corner or the brunette crawling on the floor acting like a dinosaur??
that's the second time my extensive knowledge of taylor swift has gotten me laid
Randomize