Culvers...So Good
So good. The butter burgers slip right outta my ass.
I'm not really sure how I got home, but judging by this headache, i'm assuming it involved bourbon.
Let's create a 16 and pregnant drinking game
So I'm at planned parenthood and there are 5 people here from Friday's party.
its not a holiday until ive ruined the family picture because im drunk
I can always make him wear a mask... I'll tell him it's a fetish.
We left around 4am, just after you laid down on your front lawn to take a piss. After 15 mins I said "dude are you still peeing?" you replied "Nope, just laying here with my dick out."
I woke up with the Dorothy costume at my ankles, both sparkly red shoes on, and clutching ToTo....we're not in Kansas anymore, dude
By 11 pm the pants were off and there was no turning back. But on the bright side, you promised me your CDs when you died, you even signed a napkin saying so.
He was the only one not on Xanax so he holds the key to what actually happened last night
You -do- realize there are other things to talk about than just how different parts of you smell like pussy, right?
Wait I can't come yet Mr. Brightside is playing
ok i defs just took my shirt off in the middle of a frat party though so keep me updated
I'm SO high. And there is so much pudding in this car
You are a genius and a whore.
How long do I have to listen to him talk about the chickens before telling him I just really want to fuck? Note: it's already been twelve minutes.
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