you made pancakes with beer, you said they were good. then you threw up 15 minutes later
No. Especially when my uncle started stripping. Too many shots. So that's where I get that from.
Condom broke. Took her to CVS for plan B and parked in expectant mothers spot. I laughed.. she cried
apparently i was just sitting there with my shirt down holding my boobs saying "its ok. its all gonna be ok"
it's kinda bad that we're already planning travel arrangements to his funeral
You handed some guy a spoon you found, he yelled SPOON GAME, and then the two of you spent the next 20 minutes throwing spoons all over the kitchen.
My vagina would be awesome. I would be the most popular girl in the village.
he said he wished i had balls so he could kick me in them. then we had sex obviously
I think that was him coming out to me. I just brushed it off
Bianca brought a stripper home he's making me breakfast
I woke up like how did I get here this blanket is nice but it was just the curtain
I knew deleting his texts was a bad idea and I was right. I just used the last time we talked to help me figure out when I had my last period
I think I've had more sex in your bed than you have and I've only been here three days
Rock bottom: having sex rejected while your boyfriend talks in his sleep as you stuff your face with Girl Scout cookies
She complained to dominos last night for hanging up on her, and then she wrote "fuck you dominos" on the receipt when we got our pizza
So we are banned from the campus dominos
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