You hurt me so bad and it feels so good
I had so many friends before that round of Never Have I Ever.
I took her to see 2012 then broke up with her, the movie was a metaphor.
We need to start having rules for the weekends. Like no more downing 3 shots because we want to slut dance a little harder or because biggie just came on.
I am currently google image searching dick piercings, trying to see what I'm getting myself into.
It never makes you rethink your life choices when you're breaking into my apartment at 3 am to take a piss in my kitchen sink?
He just turned 21, it's very obvious the end of their relationship is near. Now we play the waiting game.
What's the sex policy on a school bus? Because I dibs back seat.
Sex allowed. Dress code is neon and obnoxious.
We are gonna die. I wanna enforce the "no jumping out of moving vehicles" policy. And how are we gonna get a school bus through mcdonalds drive thru?
My nose hurts from that stripper beating me with her tits
please, i've had weekends with less dignity than this.
Not too bad but came home early cuz business was shut down due to an employee sexually harrassing the inspector
(440): please tell me you didn't have sex in my dress.. IT'S A VIRGIN DRESS.
So if he doesn't show up do we eat his birthday cake? Because I'm stoned and wrestling is on. What's the proper protocol
this dude is way too smart. he just explained to me the different scientific components of drugs while we smoked. i said i loved icecream.
I love friends. Friendship is wonderful. I wish the rain was my friend
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