Omg I def was not. I wasn't that drunk. I showed that I stuff my bra but I didn't whip my tit out.
You are possibly the most enthusiastic, likable bad influence I've ever met.
He had personality for days, but cock for only minutes
we made a giant pot of alcholic jello. i filled a gallon bag and brought it to dorms. desk guy gave me weird looks, he doesnt realize this is how i will pass all of my room searches
She was the most uninteresting drunk I've met
FRIENDSHIP PRAYER: May the crabs of 1,000 whores infest the crotch of the person who fucks up your day
The narcoleptic neighbor conked out while taking her dog out again. Drinking game based on what the dog does and how long she's out. You in?
It sounded like he said "don't stop" but all I could hear were his balls.
Was it you who made out with a toothless guy last night?
you were so blacked last night that you jumped in the lake fully clothed, then just went back to the bar and walked around like you weren't soaking wet.
party devolved into two exes battling with Cal's tiki torches, and the lawn being set on fire kinda sorta and then we all hula'ed... hulaed?
I'm stuck in a tree and request your assistance ASAP
If I could figure out how to do him with his wranglers on you would never see me again.
Her tits are so fantastic they gave him a panic attack.
Just passed a girl holding a jar filled with what appeared to be diarrhea
Randomize
