So just talked to them hahah i like that people sat there and watched as you two made out... They said they even had to refill their beers
I just got off a plane from Mexico. At least 15 passengers dashed to the bathroom throughout the flight. Can you tell its spring break?
i'm ready for this baby to gtfo so i can get coked out.
FUCK YOU CALIFORNIA. YOU DO NOTHING RIGHT. FIRST PROP 8 AND NOW THIS.
I definitely recall eating shredded cheese out of the bag while you were wearing that apron.
I had no where to run... The dumpster sounded like a good idea at the time
A French guy bit my cheek. Is that sexy there? Also had to threaten to stab the bus driver. I'm not sure I like Europe.
My hanfda are one with the u niverse and I am cirretnly inhaling a couch
I had fun watching you interact with the world around you. Like a fuckin 8 year old kid who just discovered build a bear but really wants a cigarette.
My neck kind of hurts. I think from sleeping on the concrete.
I sang him a lovely rendition of 'So Long and Thanks For All the Fish", but replaced fish with dick.
Just to clarify, I'm still tripping balls
On an unrelated note, I've come up with a theory of everything
We figured you were on something when you said that your nipples couldn't hear the music.
Dude I am a waste of space, I just febreezed myself so I could go out and get lunch
I need to find a divorced guy with a boat and let my tits do the talking
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