2:23 am: come sit on my lap i have a stick that'll keep you in place
i keep seeing random pieces of my outfit all around town.
He managed to completely creep out every girl I was with last night. It was almost inspiring how efficient it was.
and then you seriously asked him to senior prom..which freaked him out since you told him earlier you were 22
I can't tell which way is up. Too many corners around his house too. An arbitary assimilation of edges.
Christ, I swear you are the high man's Dr. Seuss.
I saw pigeons eating ur dried up puke today. Last night was fucking great
IDK. when she left she was wearing her bra like an eyepatch and offering to shiver the timbers of the dorm patrol.
I smoked that joint really fast and now I'm so high I'm crawling around on all 4 giving my dogs piggie back rides pretending its the macy day parade for dogs and I'm their giant human float.
I wanted lighthearted conversation about ordering bulk condoms and anal lube but he's depressed and talking about god hating him, ugh
you said you couldn't hang because you had to masturbate and feed your lizard
I was so high I watched a 5 minute video of different scenes of horses running. The music was magical.
That's like a fucking falcon or some shit. I don't know birds but I know that is not a bird you fuck with.
I just tripped over a but plug that was on the floor. It's 430 in the morning
Thank you, my gorgeous heroine, for being such a total life-saver by giving me rides, forcing me to eat, providing porous absorbant surfaces to bleed on, and everything else you do <3
I think I am just gonna marry that lesbian. She is more of a respectful gentleman than any of the guys I've slept with.
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