So my graduate coordinator is possible gay man. I may have just found the easiest way to a degree ever.
Good plan b, put your number on all your forms. Hello gamefull employment.
Take that integrity
this kid just offered me adderall in exchange for my meal points. college at its finest
So we are lighting beer bottles on fire and breaking them in half to make glasses
That sounds dangerous
Don't worry......were wearing oven mits.
You dont realize corn stalks will cut until you run from the cops through a corn field.
That's like the cock version of a mortal kombat fatality.
I've never seen a dude bust out of his jacket and rock an air banjo like u
So my quick shower turned into a "lay in the shower and let the hot water reign over you because you are too hungover to wash your hair" shower. I'll be there closer to 1:30!
SKIIIIIIIIIIII, trip mo foes! Let-ith the epic- ness begin ith. Heroes go forth, nAy Sayers fuckin die. This is for the good of mankind! See you on the morrow
Apologies to the number who did not expect to get this but certainly be jealous of us.
Reasons I shouldn't drink... My twitter drafts keep getting more and more emotional.
To the point, I hope I remember where to put my dick when I finally get laid again
You have a 50 50 chance
I am seriously only coming over if there are McNuggets. I want 10 bitch. Honey mustard.
I just gave myself a foot massage. #SingleAsFuck
You handed me your heels and said, "barefoot running is all the rage." Then you proceeded to run home.
i don't like interrupting booty calls. thats just rude.
Excuse me I just made a hot pocket without burning down the house, I think i can do anything.
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