Uhhh...do I owe you any money? Or an apology? Or anything?
So when does "going out for one drink" = giving some guy an HJ on the sidewalk?!?
It's a big world.....someone has to fuck it.
was this before of after we tobbganned into that tree?
Lesson learned. Whipped cream will eat through a condom.
I drink more single than I do in relationships. Except with assface.
Just found out drinking 6 trays of random shots makes me wake up on a club toilet with my underwear and jeans around my ankles
No. I heard a cover of "my heart will go on". This is not sanity.
The things I do for you. Not that I'm unhappy about it. I'm just saying you should love me.
Did you sleep with him again?
No! I just led him to believe that I would if he gets me booze. Do I have that little class that you have such minimal faith in me?
tanning, a slurpee, and a cigarette. spa day college edition
he wears New Balance sneakers on a regular basis, did you really expect the sex to be more than decent?
I fell off my bed and busted open my chin on the prisoner of azkaban. Somehow missed the almost empty Jose handle next to it. So guess what I was doing last night?
Somehow I became in charge of getting my mother laid? This can't be my life? Lol
I just want to nap all the time and eat Chinese food.
I don't want to just hook up with random dudes. I've had enough bad sex to know that it's not worth hooking up with strangers
It's not?
Randomize
