That guy over there looks like a cartoon/action figure.
omg, i know.
we're too high.
Well, I guess that settles the question of how thick the walls are in my building.
I smoked weed with pregnant girl. I'm going to hell.
The first thing they saw when they walked in was all four of our std test's hangin on the fridge....i'd be worried if they didn't think we were sluts
the moment we started interpretive dancing last night wouldve been a good time to stop drinking.
and then he tried plucking my nose hairs. lines were crossed.
Remember when you tried to pay that stripper to cry on stage?
The only requirement is that his name is Kevin... All other factors don't matter to drunk me. Drunk me likey Kevins.
The police woke me up so they had no choice but to see my morning wood.
I like that you're Jewish, because you can rail me on Christmas Eve and it won't be weird.
Watch out, there's a giant vagina in the quad running around screaming at people.
Apparently I yelled "Spring Break 1984" at a drunk couple fighting on the side of the road.
While randomly hooking up with my neighbor last night he says "it's okay we're neighbors".
I just tried to pass the bowl to my dog for 2 minutes before I remembered she isn't human. It is 7:27 am.
i wish he'd fuck me as good as he is at karate.
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