Yah man, that place is surreal
Man, I'm from Tennessee. What the fuck is surreal?
do you have any idea how expensive it is to have the munchies at Disneyland?
how in the hell can u get pulled over when ur car is parked.
I am kinda proud of you, its like seeing my slutty baby take its first step
He tried to write down the address for the cab on half a bagel.
He's a Shit stain on my heart
I just woke up tangled in fishing line while wearing someone else's bathing suit with fishes drawn all over me. What kind of sex did we have?
he has this weird thing where he watches me pee
A talk about Arizona woman's rights politics has never turned to sex so quickly before.
He accidentally opened the car door during sex and all the lights came on. Needless to say, that kid passing by who was walking his dog got scarred for life.
I have no idea how but i got a hold of a blue food dye packet. And proceeded to rub it all over my tits. So yeah i'd say its safe to say i'll be known as smurfette for a while
I love 3rd shift and working at a hotel I just had a late night booty call while I was getting paid..could life get any better??
Like who turns down taking a nap inside of someone in 2014.
I should not be allowed to reproduce. The world doesn't need my sarcastic asshole demon spawn in child form
I saw some guy masturbating in the Burger King parking lot and I’m just fucking done
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