I had never watched a guy jack off to me before, but let me tell you, it was a very uncomfortable experience.
while we were having sex she stopped and said, "god is always watching". Then she started again with no other words said. We were fucked up.
I have to keep checking she's breathing. This is why we don't drink on Sundays
I spiked my fruit smoothie. Taking bikini season diet to a whole new level
Ethically speaking on a scale from 1 to morally wrong, how wrong would it be to give babies ambien? Hypothetically speaking.
He sent me a picture of his dick with a cowboy hat on it.
He titled his birthday party on facebook, "BJ's in PJ's- an adult slumber party." I'm the only one invited.
What time did you start drinking?
Maybe.
Maybe isn't a time...
Best oral ever, hands down so to speak. but I'm starting to want to meet that lesbian truck driver he says he's better than. Just for comparison purposes of course.
Her boobs take up a lot of room so God had to skimp on the brains
At my eighteen year old cousin's wedding. Getting hit on by a 9 year old. No one knows who he came with. I'm pretty sure he just showed up from the field behind the church. Help.
I don't understand why you're so excited, it's my vagina not yours.
"I licked someones beard, because I can."
If there's anything else you're planning on stealing from me, please let me know so I can set it on fire
I was in the rappers prayer circle. Then they're blunt circle
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