Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
Can we talk about the cons of throwing up in the bathtub. there are no pros.
I'm sorry..where i come from learning how to exploit a wealthy middle aged man is a right of passage
this is two weekends in a row I've been the pantsless girl at the party. I love my social life.
It's like a choose-your-own-adventure. But the adventure is already chosen for you. And it sucks.
Dude... Hand job in the lake... It was as weird as it sounds.
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You told me that you only walk into walls because it makes the room stop spinning.
We're celebrating his weight gain and arrest.and by we I mean I, and by celebrating I mean getting dangerously drunk
looking at that huge scar on my leg from when i got drunk at 9 AM and walked into a grill. so excited for football season to start again!
She kept telling the ambulance to sit down and then started crying when we told her it couldn't hear her
I slept with him that night and I'm not sure if my lack of enthusiasm was obvious but I found him eating ice cream in the bathtub the next morning. Mom will be so proud.
Sex with him is like pizza, it can be shitty but its stillll pizza.....
Apparently there was a black out and the security alarms went off except I was convinced it was the microwaves and made ben unplug them all then got really frustrated cos he wasnt doing it right
I parked in the SAE Fraternity lot and left a note that said if you don't tow me you will all get a blowjob.
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