Shit chicky whatchu wearin rt now, ur skins?
Oh dear, kinda... in ur sweats!
U look good, r we getting naked in ur car?
Also, I'm sitting at a crosswalk watching two Mexican gangs fight each other. I miss you too. A lot.
But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
JoAnns office is warmer than mine. . .it must be because she has the gateway to hell under her desk.
you kept yelling at her to "show me your genitals" until the bouncers told us to leave...at which point you showed them YOUR genitals...
please don't ever take me to a strip club again...
quit making up holidays to get me to go drinking with you
Remember that time we got drunk tomorrow
And I feel like pitchers of margaritas accidentally make it down your throat a lot.
I mean, the lady at the Mexican restaurant insisted. She said she would win a prize if she sold another pitcher before noon. And plus I got to wear a sombrero
i wonder if cab drivers are trained in the art of delivering girls back to their dorms on Saturday mornings. because mine was so nice that he dropped me off at the back of my building so no one would see me.
can we for just one second remember that I played with a homeless man's rat at st marks?
The friend zone. He put me in the friend zone. But said he still wants me to suck his dick. I'm in the dick sucking friend zone and I want to die.
Well I took a spicy wing shit in a field this morning.
Caprisun cuts tequila surprisingly well...
sexting while watching Peter Pan the Musical! something just doesn't seem right here
I got conspiracy theory drunk.
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