I just bought Christian paraphenilia at Borders for my dad's bday. I had the urge to tell them it wasn't mine, like I was buying laxatives or a dildo
Hahahaha. You probably would have been more comfortable buying either of those than what you just bought
highlight from tonight: i hit on her and her mother.
So yes it WAS her period, NOT a nose bleed.
he was in the bathroom singing "will it floooaaat?? will it floooaaat?!" turns out that's a deal breaker for me.
she gave up head for lent, but she said sex was still fair game
My RA just gave me tips on how to have discreet shower sex. Were we that loud?
We left live chickens on the basement slip n slide. Good luck finding your car keys
Think I pulled my pelvic muscle.
I think I pulled my ashamed of myself muscle.
Before I roll over explain to me why you're naked and on my floor.
Just found a pack of birth control on the corner of Oakland and Thomas, so if your desperate its up for grabs.
Two women at the Safeway just got out of their separate cars and kissed. One was driving an outback, the other a CRV. It was like a Honda and Subaru had a lesbian joint venture and filmed the commercial in front of me.
I don't think you understand what laundry day means. I am wearing a swimsuit as underwear and my spanish club tshirt from junior high
I want to have sex in my car again before I put the car seat back in
Hangover and judgement, the breakfast of champions.
It’s a 10 inch dick! Of course I’m getting a Brazilian
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