love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
make any headway on the foot/dick situation?
I could be wrong, but im pretty sure i jumped off the roof after my lighter.
Guys, I'm sleeping in the BOYNTON LAUNDRY ROOM. if you can, come let me out in the morning as I have no keys. I might be in the study room possibly. DON'T FORGET. I will be trapped
I don't even know if I LIKE sober sex any more.
Please rescue me. but take your time, im getting pizza
She crossed her eyes and threw up into a glass while sitting at the bar. It was fifty shades of sketchy dude.
I like that you're Jewish, because you can rail me on Christmas Eve and it won't be weird.
Just realized I probably only have one more wedding where I can say I fucked the bride.
Nothing says "future AA member" like bonging 40's out of a plastic flamingo.
Hey also tomorrow casually bring up wearing crocs to your sister's wedding
You're like a human soul vacuum cleaner.
I'm bathroom at buffalo wild wings
I think incapable of making pants work send help
Correction: Jimmy johns. The one pita pit employee has been an asshole to me ever since you locked them out of the store
I was asked to be part of a mmf threesome. I think I'd rather stay home, watching Orange is the New Black and cuddle with my cat though
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