I totally thought the tree was playing the guitar
all she had left on were here heels. phone five
relax...and go to your happy place, which probably has a lot of dicks
I am fine. Katie thinkr i broke things pole dancing. I am coherant.
Just caught my dad doing coke in my bathroom again. Guess whose getting a new car for christmasss.
Whatever dude, just dont tell her your first impression was she looked like your cousin. no judgement here. just sayin.
Went to night shots with Kayla... she punched this guy and I got his friends number. Not sure if she's the best or worst wingman ever.
the only reason I'm still sleeping with him is to get the university's secure wifi password
How many fucks given?
0.12846
The highlight of the trip was definitely my dad telling me that I "used to be his prettiest daughter."
I'm so high right now that I winked back at a character in this TV show.
I came so hard my ears popped.
the teacher told me he was disappointed and when I asked why he just shook his head. remember that kid that caught us having sex behind the school? pretty sure that was his son.
There were no words. I got in his car, took my pants off, threw my shirt out the window, and got things started. After we were done I collected my clothes, gave him a kiss, and crept back into my house.
You're like the sex ninja. How doesn't he love you?!
R.I.P my virginity. TOD 12:37pm
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