"The real world" DC house is on the corner of 20th and S. Wanna come with to check it out? It's my goal to be a blurred out face in their hot tub.
It's a sad day when you have to slightly move your fupa to shave.
Every time a guy reaches down to touch my vag, i feel really sorry for all the transgender girls who still have a penis there.
That's weird cause every time i feel a girls vag i feel way worse for all the guys who reached down there and got a penis.
why did your cousin post "out tonight" on facebook? doesn't he know it's only 1 in the afternoon?
shhh don't tell him. it's cloudy out and none of his clocks work
They were going around the house breaking things and screaming "Not my house!"
The moment that kid turns 18, I will have his sperm for all three meals.
Oh God. You're going to jail
I told him we couldn't hang out because I had strep, he said he's had it once so he couldn't get it again. The sex isn't worth this level of stupidity
She has an inverted nipple. She told to play with the normal one until the other one pops up.
You told the cashier at McDonald's not to smell the ones cause you had just got back from the strip club. Good deed.
I'm worried about your health. And your boobs. Actually, health, then boobs. Health first, boobs second. And third.
It's still fucked up that my mom let me think Vanilla Ice was my dad for YEARS just because she thought it was funny.
I'm trying to cause a divorce, your hooking up with a felon, I think we need Jesus.
i had fun fun last night, with the exception of you running over my foot with your car. makes a great story for my first one night stand.
I'm wearing jeans from 7th grade and drinking a fucking macchiato. This better be a good day.
FIVE TIMES AND I HAVENT GOTTEN OFF ONCE
literally yelled NOOOO right before he finished .. yelled “five times and I still haven’t gotten off” when he was still inside me ..
Said “don’t worry I’ll get myself off tomorrow” to top it all off
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