But, the reference to being horny and then blending a banana is troubling
I will give everyone a free pointer today. Here it goes, always pee by the house late at night to avoid getting shot by drunk bastards with guns. Never go by the tree line.
Theyr drawing diagrams to try to explain to me how high they are
now that we've slept with the entire soccer team i think its time to expand the horizon.
Hey got that picture this morning. 1. clean your room 2.what happened to your nail? and 3. your penis is amazing,.
You swear the intervention is for her? I've fallen for that one twice.
Home safe. Took me everything not to stop and pick up some random cat that looked like an ocelot tho.
diet's not working. come over. i need someone to fuck the hungry out of me.
Im coming down to miami this weekend
We shall drink from the everclear river
And then he said, "let's have sex and I'll send you home with enchiladas."
I had a dream that I got you so wet that you flooded my apartment
A to Z: fucking your way through the alphabet
It'll be a kids book
can you come here so we can have really loud sex? the girl upstairs walks so loud i want her to know how it feels
of course
I frew up on some kids lovely sidealk chald drawings..
one of my coworkers asked me if I was PMSing today...... excuse me sir, but it is none of your business as to what my uterus is or is not doing right now. fucker.
and yea, I'm PMSing.
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