yeah...it smells like an asshole would smell if someone ate sewage.
I think i found piece of your tooth in my dick this morning when i took a shower
You tried to convince our cab driver that your $2 bill was worth $11.70
We decided to leave the bar after we shattered a glassand then drive to steal a baby pool for our water festivities tomorrow
Oh we're fine. I made her a "sorry I peed on you" omelet.
What I love about college? The kid tripping balls has a kayak made readily available to him on any given Wednesday, Saturday, or Sunday.
Its like "fucckkkkk yooouuuuuu" is echoing up my esophagus
tequila?
yep
We're bowling witha frozen turkey in the hallway...ur missing out
ask me again when I'm sobewr aka tuesday
im dying and naked and this is what youre living with next year.
Lol I think I might have been a little aggressive last night there is a blue ass print from your jeans on my wall
She called to say the cops were not fake cops. some one has to go get her in an hour
Me and my girlfriend were watching porn together..... it got awkward cause I kept getting notifications from my family on Facebook
my dad walked in on me peeing into the trashcan in our kitchen last night at like 2am. wtf
you were making out with a girl because you told her you were part of Nsync
Randomize
