arkansas has a gas station called kum and go....story of my life
so when i dont talk to her she talks to herself...idk whats worse
whoever threw up in my shampooo bottle is totally getting defriended on facebook.
i tried to stop you. you just kept saying your split ends needed punishment.
i licked the inside of a toilet bowl for $14. i really can't talk about my night.
Fell down a spiral staircase. Et tu vodka. Et tu.
DOWN HORMONES. BACK.
I bruised my vagina when I was climbing out of the trash can.
Blacked out last night, but left myself a note that said "oops on oops on oops" that can never be a positive
Tell him to dress up like Shaggy and kidnap him then bring him to me. We can pretend. Imaagination.
Im gnna go loik fir my newq gay friuend now
Goodbee
Why are there four guys spooning on the living room floor?
They're still there? Shit. They were supposed to leave after they hugged it out.
Just bought plan b at 8am. Then the cashier asked if I wanted to donate to the children's miracle network. Fml
I threw up in my 8 AM. Morale is low.
he was wearing pj pants, thank you for not letting me go home with him
Like sometimes I’ll be hangry but for dick
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