You make homosexuality sound like a cult.
My professor is talking about sperm and all I can think about is my mouth
you pissed in the sink and didnt realize it until it was time to wash your hands
So basically i got outta bed and started peeing on the a/c unit..when my roommate tried to stop me i looked at him and said "i got this"
I vote intervention dinner around 6, make up movie around 7:30ish, then apology drinks all night. Then hangover waffle house in the morning.
i just stole a 8 pack of olde english 40s and 2 roles of duct tape. we are going to make edward proud tonight.
You took photos of my underwear around London the day after! THAT was too soon.
You should be able to leave recommendations on Tinder.
Ohhh the usual. Laying in bed reflecting on my decisions
All this studying of HIV makes me want to have sex with you.
And also ice skating can blow me. Goodnight, love you!
My dick has been in way too much crazy the past 2+weeks, but hey it feels good to fuck consistently again
Im playing a game I have to take a drink every time my gram asks me the same question hammered by 4 guaranteed...
Its like my group of friends and I are all dating and we're all just a bunch of Swingers, is that normal?
don't take offense to this but at the strip club tonight I legit believed one girl was you. almost hopped on stage and freaked out at you. you're a beauty.
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