after drinking 6 jumbo margaritas he then proceeded to tell the entire restaurant that he was going to "bust a load in me" when we got home....how do you think the rest of my night went?
Think worst case scenario and then dress sluttier
So the name of the kid from the sponsor a child comercial popped into my head while I was masturbating this morning. Needless to say I will now be now be donating out of guilt.
You should have hard cock pics on hand to send in the situation that you can't stop driving, pull out your cock, browse the countless pics I've sent you of my tits, get him hard and text a pic through. I mean, it's simple sexting ettiquette.
THERE ARE SO MANY ALCOHOLS IN MY BLOOD RIGHT NOW
Wednesday is my day of reflection and making my dick and balls into shapes. So i'll be pretty busy.
Looks like a took a video of myself beating off and passed out last night. I'm classy.
Cory and I accidentally had a sexual adventure last night.
How do you ACCIDENTALLY have a sexual adventure?
we got kicked out of her coke dealer's house when we wouldn't stop quoting "a league of their own"
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Lol he touched my butt after his grad party and a shooting star went by. No kidding. My ass is mystical.
Walked into the bathroom and saw a Minion eating out Harley Quinn so this Halloween will be hard to top.
Sleeping with him wouldn't be considered hoeing out... It seems more like babysitting.
I'm going to be there later than expected. There was a yo-yo incident...
wow. that really looks like a penis. not a top hat
I do very much feel like vomiting. and I have no idea where that lighter came from. thank you for coming to my TED Talk.
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