We played Russian Roulette with a revolving Nerf gun. If you shot yourself in the face, you had to drink.
nothing like a negative hiv test and a bag of condoms to brighten my day.
I took my vicodin with tequila. I can FEEL gravity...
she spent the whole night flailing her arms because "primates are the only species who can move their arms like that and we shouldn't waste it"
we all know badassery is carried on the XX chromosome
I saw him coke blaxckout on the subway at 9 this morning yelling at people callig himself the gatekeeper.
You said you were going inside to sober up and then you poured yourself a wine glass of warm gin
rolling absolute tits, turn on the red lights for when i get home.
I don't remember anything that happened last night past 10.. I made him buy me a Buckeye's Donut tshirt. I have no idea why he'd want to fuck me after that.
Sounds like it could have been the night you pulled out your love stump at the strip club.
Really because I got kicked out the eagles game for running up n down the steps singing ' fly eagles fly ' then punched a Dallas fan in the face before the game even started..
I woke up missing my shoes and my left eyebrow. MY. EYEBROW.
i just realized I haven't been laid all summer. So sad. What a waste of a perfectly good vagina.
He's my blizzard buddy. We're blowing lines and doing a 3D game of thrones puzzle
Come on baby if you haven't had a Charleston chew eatin out of your ass you just ain't livin right.
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