listening to techno makes your hand move faster while masterbating
Turned in a paper today on drug abuse. Chose to write about percocet. Just realized I started 2 sentences with "This amazing drug"
sex in a ball pit. and I thought ghandi did great things.
debating whether or not to save the package from my first plan b pill. it would be a nice addition to any baby book.
They were lying down in the parking garage pretending to be speed bumps...
update: last drink of the night and im naked in my porch hammock. life is good.
its so hard to text. the buttons are tickling my fingers
It's official. Hawaii is 100% better when you're stoned.
Think I just saw your homeless guy on High Street. Did you give him back his crutch?
Hows that studying goin for you?
I'm in my bathtub in a robe and jeans smoking a bowl and my hair is covered in olive oil
Meanwhile I'm working a fucking flute workshop and I'm one high c away from shoving a flute up the asshole of the next passerby
Also, if he asks how he's doing orally I can probably ask if we're exchanging Christmas presents?
So much for no-infidelity-fridays....
Nice. I got home at like 3am.stopped at Walmart for a vacuum and weirdly a trash can. Not sure why high me last night needed a new trashcan.
Can you cover for me after lunch? I’ve never seen a guy who cums as much as my new Side Dick so now I need to clean the house before my husband gets home
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