I dont like him- his parents were home and he hid me in his closet like anne frank
in the car goin home for fam dinner and he is silent... i think he realized how big of a whore his little sister is
im pretty sure i just dented her unborn child.
I found a knife in my bed when I got back this morning. I think one of my roommates has it in for me
For those pictures, I will suffer this headache.
I couldnt give him head when all I could hear was his little brother playing the piano and this family singing along to it.
Do you think it'd be inappropriate to have an I'm Not Keeping My Baby Party the day after her baby shower?
This is the fourth day in a row I've walked outside in the same pajamas. I think the neighbors have finally given up on judging me.
My apartment smells like a lavender field inside of a giant bong.
how many times have i told you.. they dont like when you laugh during sex
Boobs have been pretty central in my life somehow lately which makes me question if I am truly gay
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Dude...itll be a youre-still-a-dick-but-a-hot-one-angry-hate-evil-spite kinda fuck. This is acceptable.
Nothing cures your heart after a boy calling you unattractive than a big fat dick
i fucked his best friend. once right next door to him. i'm pretty sure that could be called sweet revenge.
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