As heartfelt as your proposal was- I will NOT marry for money- especially to someone who still owes me $700. You r officially pathetic!!
so explain again why im purple
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'hiiiigh' is saved in my t9 for a reason
i just made a list of the people i have slept with. is it bad that some of them are just either names of the places i met them or the color of the shirts?
i also rounded the number up for good measure. i am sure there are a few i have forgotten about.
We started playin just the tip, then shit got crazy
I think one day, after evolution kicks in, my sons will thank me for having a 3rd ball. That's how much sex I'm having.
They went to the hospital to try backflips in the parking lot. Be ready for the call
I made him recite stats from the playoffs game last night before I would go down on him.
I'm eating a piece of cake like an apple. At least my thought process is healthy.
If you're wearing dry underwear your day is already better than mine.
I'm scared to see what happens if we keep winning like this. I don't think there enough livers for every one after the season is over.
I'm still pretty drunk right now, but when this hangover hits me, I'm going to be super pissed. It's a preemptive never drinking again.
I don't know whether to laugh it off or be pissed at him..I got pulled over this morning leaving his place and the officer thought my hickeys were hand prints around my neck and asked if I needed to be escorted out of town.
I'm glad he doesn't have a bigger dick because he'd just use it for evil anyway
We haven't had hot water in our dorm all weekend. Do you know if there is any other way to wash off shame?
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