thx for the lesson on dirrty dancing
I hope i woe up in your car, or else i stole someone elses and slept in the back seat
She just left after she spent the past 2.5 hours fuckin the shit out of me. I'll put that in the logbook as a cross country
knew it was a bad idea. the look she gave me when i left her roommates bedroom in the morning really illustrated that.
I'm getting to the point of going up to a guy and saying "Hi I'm maggie and i can put my foot behind my head"... That desperate.
What about.....a game of twister and....wait..nevermind. I've hit my cap for sexualizing things today.
I was scared I had HIV after last time so I'm not gonna do it again
But he was really hot
Glad you don't have HIV
WHY DID I INFORM THE ENTIRE BATHROOM I DONT HAVE AN STD?!?!?!!
I'm gonna get drunk in the shower and yell at my parents during dinner. Have fun in Texas.
Was there a condom involved? Because he was saying he wanted a kid. Repeatedly.
I came so hard I burst a blood vessel in my eye. If i cant marry this girl, I'm gonna have to switch teams.
Maybe if I get to know him I'll stop wanting to fuck his wife so much.
Get off the floor, put away the cookie dough, get ur shit together Scott.
Nothing says depression like laying in your bed stoned, naked, and eating a cupcake
I have a hunchback of notre dame journal from when I was 6 wherein sits a diary entry that reads "saw liar liar today. Carrey's best yet" and that's all.
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