you better believe me or I'll punch you in the face
I don't understand why everytime I fuck his bestfriend he seems more interested in me...
On my way home right now. I miss you. let's cuddle. whiskey.
We shoved chex mix between her tits for her own survival.
How long is a courtesy make out supposed to last??
i looked up and she was looking over the stall watching me pee and told me to unlock the door. that dedicated to sucking my dick.
don't worry about it. We passed around the "get jeff bail" can 10 min. After you left. We currently have around $400. May I say that people here at the dorms really love you.
i refuse to hook up with a girl that looks like drew carey.
it's not that I hate people, I just want to rip most of their faces off.
I am so not sober enough to have a 5 minute conversation in Spanish
What does it mean when the government shuts down and your boyfriends wife wants a divorce ON YOUR BIRTHDAY?
Like every two minutes he would pull out and whipser "don't you do it, you bastard" while looking at his penis. His new name in my phone is 'penis whisperer'
So I wore my ankle step-counter exercise thingy while I rode him. Don't fuck him- I only burned .2 pounds.
I woke up with leftover chocolate syrup on my nipples. WTF happened last night??
He was talking about his friends deceased ferret and I still managed to orgasm.
Now THAT is dedication!
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