when you find your car can you pick me up? his mom is here and im hungover
school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
Chris' response to jim throwing up was taking off his shirt and saying WHO WANTS A BONER
yeah that pretty much nipped itself in the bud when I realized i could see her whiteheads glowing in the blacklight
so i just drove past a racoon and a kid on a long board... god i love 4am white castle runs
I feel like someone was just looking at my memory and took out an eraser and was like "nope he doesnt need that"
please dont ever try to drink horizontally again. I thought I was going to have to give you cpr
Someone better explain the burnt stove marks on my bed.
What's the right thing to say when he sends me a picture of his penis ?
he kept opening the car door while we were ON THE HIGHWAY and insisting he could walk. next time i drive my boss home at 3am i'm putting the child lock on
you really need to remember next time not to write your name and phone number on the paper its wrapped in.
But what if it got lost?
its illegal. you dont want people to contact you if they find it.
She just sent me a message. It's a poem, about eternal love, that she wrote, about us. Just because I took her home two nights - doesn't mean it's eternal love.
I've really become a household name at this fraternity. Mother would be so proud.
tonight at the bar some people told me that I have a sprit following me around.. that's the kind of shit that you laugh off till you're home alone.
He left me alone in a hotel room my last night in town to go home to jerk off and watch TV. So yeah, I guess we're not really friends.
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