My superpower would be to be able to make a chick instantly start her period just by thinking about it
Can one do a walk of shame from one's own hotel? Considering I just barfed in a planter down town in from of a bunch of business men in suits on my way to a work breakfast on a Wednesday morning, I am gonna just go with yes.
I was unaware that a tutu and pasties was appropriate attire to this
You said "i miss him" not "i miss his dick." You're getting emotionally attatched. Shame.
I dont think she was a real nurse but she was good at it. wish I rememebrd her name
Life lesson: When you compete in an impromptu "bloody mary chug-off," in the end, no one wins.
I was doing drugs in the men's room so my employee went in to the woman's for the same reason but left proof and got caught. Had to fire him cuz I bogarted his dope spot. Awesome.
This means I've slept with 2 ppl that live in vans...my life is complete
So he got the TA job but i told him its not official until we have a quickie on his desk. He offered to break into his office. He doesnt start until this fall.
So... In conclusion, do I bring my vibrator and risk not only having it getting taken out at security, but also exposing my dad to my neon green vibrator, or just leave it here?
If I had a vagina, my apartment would have been the Atlantic
And then before we had sex he was quoting space jam to me
What a better way to celebrate that I'm single by becoming a stripper and making $1000 in one night
there were rolls with just one bite out of each one leading to the bedroom. you were laying on the bed naked and yelled 'you did it you followed the bread crumbs!'
sarah's view on last night: a threesome to make things less awkward. oh, well done.
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