just saw the guy i hooked up with last nights' face on a billboard. win.
Its trashy in the best of ways. Like a stripper working to pay for college.
On that note; HAPPY 21: THE SEQUEL from the back of an ambulance!!
I love watching the kids I sold drugs to score touchdowns
If it's any consolation, I've been sitting in the hallway in assless chaps for the past thirty minutes
It took him an hour to realize I wasn't this "Sarah" girl, and by then he was already crying and eating pizza rolls.
I never appreciated sexting until I went to rehab
I had such a pleasant walk of shame. The sun was shining, I smiled at all the high school suckers who judged me on their way to school, and I made friends with an old guy and his dog.
By the way. I expect to test the theory of you running a mile drunk for memorial day.
What would you say is a healthy ratio of sex vs. being called a fucking asshole in a relationship?
Home-made laxative recipe: activia yogurt and tequila shots. Any ratio ought to work.
Whenever someone said no you would yell "Die Motherfucker." Kind of like some twisted drinking game.
We ran out of toilet paper so Ive been using coffee filters
Omg in one week, two guys with their own names tattooed on their bodies had their tongues in my mouth. Self loathing shall commence now.
And then he peed in my hair
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