He was all up on my grill like I was having a BBQ. I DONT EVEN KNOW HOW TO USE A GRILL.
Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
Can you please tell me why there's a bottle of urine on my night stand with a note that says "in case you're thirsty in the morning"? Thanks.
he just kept saying that he had liquor dick..then he tried to fuck me without removing his pants.
im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
I'm at a party with that guy you made out with on new years. He remembers your name!
I admit it's going to be hard to top a limo orgy and Mcnuggets....but I have faith in you
I think i blacked out...but i remember licking your teeth
Thanks in advance for a great weekend. Sorry your roommates are going to hate you after I leave. They need to loosen up anyways.
Family trip though. I generally don't wheel too much ass with the fam in tow. Despite the fact my parents would be pleased if I did.
I didn't want to fight, I just wanted to tell you to fuckoff.
Never start off a conversation with "speaking of STD's..."
Update: they told me I was twerking to twenty one pilots
Fuck it. I'm going for it. You're only young once, right?
You've been saying that for 5 years now. Let me know when the novelty wears off.
He fucks strippers and doesn’t have a life plan. Of course I’m going to regret this
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