i just won a 100 dollar gift card to walmart in a karaoke contest...i love kentucky
I decided to name her "day after thanksgiving" because I am sure I just got someone elses leftovers.
Having him eat chocolate out of you is not as romantic as it sounds. I'm still finding pieces.
please dont tell anyone i was drunk
you were publicly making out with a very old very spandex covered woman...they know
You kept asking who was the good cop and who was the bad cop, you said you only wanted to talk to the good one
Had to make a piece of abstract art. Your dick is in it
I told her she can't come to our bonfire because she throws up on herself & she has a mustache. And now apparently I'm a bitch or something.
Found a girl that was gonna make out with 25 people for her 25th birthday. I was like #12. Made top half!
That's awesome and prob the first time you had an idea of what to do. I'm super proud of you Chelz
Its cos im stoned ! My high self is maturing
Half way through sex he whispered in my ear, " your the second best I've ever had" then proceeded to tell me to sit on his face.
You kept chewing on the empty milk carton and saying "kitty" over and over again. It was an interesting night.
I am eating a king sized snickers in the strip club. Good morning.
Drunk me commented on almost all of her pictures. My favorite one is titled "be as the sea". My comment is "cold, rough, large and letting anyone come inside you. you accomplished." Guessing I'm not invited to the party anymore.
Its like the floor is slow but life is fast?
I see you found the nyquil...
I am watching the most amazing drunk person ever. Literally such a trooper that you can put anything in front of him he'll drink it. His latest reason for taking another shot was: well whatever. I'm never gonna get married anyway.
Randomize