i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
i'd rather walk the sahara in a snuggie with no water than take a bicycle cab
I just heard an old guy ask the chick he was with if she wanted to try ass to mouth...
thanks for that.
my fart just smelled so bad i acutally gagged
just because you are now my girlfriend does not mean you can text me nasty shit
Just watched Hilary Duff have a three-some on Gossip Girl...all I could imagine was that LIzzie Maguire cartoon girl freaking out above their heads
and then he started using my ass as a stressball
He said to me this morning that we should finish these beers, go and get plan B then on the way back, go to the pub to celebrate the death of our baby. I love Manchester.
you duct taped a twenty to your thigh just in case and passed out.
okay - we take $20 and buy each other some 'drink till we puke' clothes from the thrift store.
I want to tell everyone I've ever met about how he him picking me up and fucking me against the wall was the highlight of my life. Worst lesbian ever.
Ones vagina should not have the same slogan as a can of Pringles.
no, you don't understand how much people deal here. All I had to say was "hey lets buy a bag" and he pulled over instantly, then the randoms in the car behind us pulled over and sold us a bag.
You passed out and I didn't draw a penis on your face. Sister of the year.
Is kiddo a correct name to call someone who you stuck your dick in?
I'm a teacher who's always telling kids about the importance of due diligence, yet I'm eating an avocado out of a coffee filter because I'm too lazy to wash dishes
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