love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
Whatever. They have the same name, so it's not even cheating. It's brand loyalty.
making my second box of kraft dinner for the day. thinking about telling him how much you cheat on him so that you end up having to spend valentines day with me. i'm sorry its every man for himself.
Hahahaha you would not believe what I just pulled out of my vagina. Actually you probably wouldn't be surprised.
Hint of advice dont get with minor league baseball players, you can google their stats but not their stds.
he was cumming and all I could think about was the pathway of sperm the in penis. thanks a lot nursing
I can't wait till we are old and wrinkly and I can turn to you and ask, "Remember when you Rick Jamesed the shit out of that couch??"
At what point do you think my baptist preacher of a father will clue in that my brother "bringing a foreign exchange student" for thanksgiving means "bringing his european boyfriend and they'll probably fuck every night" for thanksgiving?
It's titled "A countdown to death. A psychological look at the downward spiral of actress Lindsay Lohan and her inevitable Hollywood demise" This dissertation is genius. Not a single sober moment for either Lindsay or myself. Good stuff!
It was awful. He had a wife
And now you've had a year of virgin penance. Absolve yourself.
Also I've come to learn that "type" and "fetish" are different things. Apologies for earlier confusion.
Gonna be hard to top last New Year's Eve when the guy I blew came at midnight
I feel like if he almost got me pregnant once, i can at least say hi in a bar
Im shooting goldshlager and waxing my crotch
you walked into the party, and all you had on was your left sock... literally.
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