Is showing up wearing the condom a bit presumptus
I admire the strength of friendship we have that allows for sharing husbands.
I just spent the last 30 minutes shaving my asshole.
i feel like my life has become an afroman song and idk whether i should be sad about that or not
So somehow I got from NYC to a suburban town in the middle of Jersey. At 4am. Thank god there are trains that can rectify my mistakes...
If Amber from Teen Mom can get a new boyfriend, so can I.
I never kept track of who else he slept with. You think I have the time or the energy to keep track of every dick in my life?
two questions - what stuff of mine was pawned and who has the pawn tickets.
I sold him an eighth while trippin balls wearin my girlfriends tutu and tube top. and i was talking about albinos the entire time
well, he defiantly picked the right guy to buy drugs from
Btw I'm already known as the drunk roommate. Don't know if that's a success or a failure seeing as it hasn't even been a week since I've been here
Also I'm proud of us for having an educational conversation in this group text.
But I don't wanna live with them bc I need to be able to walk around naked and sex on any surface guilt free.
Update: day 5 and Scott has not left the apartment. Still smoking. Pizza roll supply dwindling.
I slept with the Australian in the bathroom of a gay bar. What has my life become.
CURRENTLY PLAYING FLIP CUP WITH A WORLD SERIES CHAMPION
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